This is a work of speculative reaction and expositional analysis to media stimulus. It is a mixtape in the guise of a book, wrapped in the garb of a manifesto. It is an exercise in mental and spiritual problem solving and pattern recognition on a post-quantum scale. It is prose if you squint and turn it upside down, and a crazed old-fashioned soapbox rant with leaflets, in a digital town square. It has a sing-a-long and a paint-by-number.